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"Roger never does anything spontaneous, not even human combustion."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Sexual chemistry set

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Protoplasm

'What'll I do with the nuclear wastes?'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Science And Society 1923

"Mr Newton, we have carefully reviewed your work in alchemy and have come to one conclusion: stick to physics.'

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

I'm not insulting you --- You are a fatty acid!

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

Professor Urquat makes his final contribution to the world of science.

Molecules you ought to be aware of...

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

Confusion in A Jar.

Hazardous substance - ignitable, corrosive, reactive, toxic, real smelly, yucchy.

FDA will 'Regulate Tobacco'.

Laboratory- risk assessor

A man and a woman click together.

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

Great events in Chemistry...

Electrolyte Orchestra

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Sugar-coated riboflavin yellow #5 fructose surbosic-carboblutonic flakes.

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."