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"Oh, oh - it's getting into organic."

'We need one more player. Who wants to split their nucleus and divide in two?'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

Sexual chemistry set

'When we first met there was a chemistry between us. These days though, it's more of a 'chemistry set'.'

Protoplasm

Pheromones.

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware Of.

Science And Society 1923

Scientists building a tower

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

"For the hundredth time—I have no idea how to make crystal meth."

"Now don't expect any miracles. I'm only a para-scientist."

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Well, I hope you're happy, Mr. Science Genius. Now you've killed your little sister."

When Chelation Therapy goes wrong.

Quantum Mechanics.

Confusion in A Jar.

Laboratory- risk assessor

"It appears the A.C.S. has a lot of clout around here."

A man and a woman click together.

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

"Another advantage of genetic engineering: viruses you can see."