Chemical Reaction Admirer T-Shirts

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Painting clouds

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

Employee of the Month Parking

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot Painter

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Football

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Employee of the Month

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Mine's bigger than yours."

Life and Death

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."