Research Admirer T-Shirts

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Reading my Critics

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Robocop and Juliet.

'My serotonin levels have maxed-out, my brain is awash in glucocoriticoids and, if it weren't for my leveling endogenous opiates, I'd float out that window!'

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'...and that is my philosophy.'

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Love Birds love just being together

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Mad cleaning robot.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.