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Men discussing a book on a chat show

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm the bad guy..."

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

Do you have any other skills?

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

'Your resume and interview were so bad, not only did you not get the job, I'm having you arrested as well.'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

And I like to call this my 'dance of the enhanced PEP at alternative firms'.

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"So, you want to work at our firm, Eh?"

Help wanted. Various positions available.

Robot walking pet robot

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'The position carries no salary, just healthcare coverage.'

'He will observe your text now...'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'