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'Can you Type?'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Robocop and Juliet.

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."

"Don't get the wrong idea about those years in a mental institution. I was employed there."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Robot Jogger

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

'We like your style, but hate your substance.'

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

"I see by your resume that you're having trouble finding work because you pad your resume."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

Robot walking pet robot

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

"What other skills do you obtain other than being able to answer interview questions?"

'So what are your ambitions?'

The state off graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my coleegues agree that there maths isn't much better!

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, will do my job, and has no interest in having my job."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

"I see you have extensive wood chuckery experience."