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Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

Reading my Critics

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Robocop and Juliet.

"I'm the bad guy..."

Mensa Does Improv

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Life and Death

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Football

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Mad cleaning robot.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Flying in Formation.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.