Investigation Admirer Pillows

Democrats Are Gay for Robert Mueller and It's Getting Silly

Roger Stone offers the DOJ the key to Trump's closet.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

"I'm the bad guy..."

Robocop and Juliet.

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Robot Jogger

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

Mensa Does Improv

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Robot walking pet robot

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Life and Death

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Football

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Mad cleaning robot.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Flying in Formation.

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

Now hiring.

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."