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"This robot barista is so authentic it even got my name wrong."

Santa Claus in driverless sleigh

"These industrial robots don't complain, but they don't show fear, either. I miss the fear."

"Why is this asking for a tip? Who am I tipping, myself?"

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robots/inspected.

'We're replacing our director of Human Resources with a machine.'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Hello - goodbye.'

"We're a little ahead of the curve here at Smith, Jones and KRX-421."

"At my last job, I was replaced by a very good electric pencil sharpener."

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

24-hour hot dog machine

'Please wait for idle chit-chat or insert payment now.'

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm looking for a car that drives itself."

"We printed you off our new 3D printer. Which is why you don't get time off, a raise in pay and lunch breaks."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Wilson, when you've got a minute print me off another secretary."

'You're being replaced by a machine...But at least it's an American-made machine.'

Automated Mousetraps.

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'About this 50% error rate of yours, Billington . . .'

"I think I've just witnessed the next step in the evolution of man."

'Would you like to pay by direct debit?'

"What's the world coming to? A robocop ticketing a driverless car."

Machine Vision

"And watch out for those self-driving cars. They're so damn logical, no one knows that they'll do!"

Claus 2.0

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"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'