Robotic Admirer Pillows

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Rocket and Witch Race

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Employee of the Month

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Ever killed a man?"

Robot Office Tasks

"Who's the new guy?"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'