Contraption Admirer Pillows

Wimbledon Serving Tube

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

Bot Art: After da Vinci

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Proposal

Employee of the Month

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

Clam Spearing

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Mad cleaning robot.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

A consumer guide to cheese.

"Who's the new guy?"

Robot Office Tasks

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'That must be my computer date.'