Contraption Admirer Gifts

Wimbledon Serving Tube

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Claus 2.0

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

Robot Painter

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"Behold! My greatest improvement to fatherhood. She cooks, cleans, takes care of the kids, burps, and farts. What's more...she self-identifies as a father!"

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Proposal

How's your nephew doing in human school this year? Great! He has a calculator and spell checker like last year, and this fall new features have been added. With new translation software he can take language classes now, and for social studies he just clicks "history." Bonjour! I'm so proud! He has the school's highest G.P.A.! Other students can't copy off him anymore because he started using encrypted code. His favorite upgrade is the enhanced ability to process school lunches. He's bee

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

Really? You're hiring me back to replace the robot you just replaced me with? I've had a change of heart, minion. It may be cheaper to automate my café. But it dawned on me that robots don't buy very many drinks. Plus, as much as I try to let the bottom line guide me, I am, deep down, a very compassionate man. I couldn't bear the thought of you being poor and miserable. Maybe he's not such a bad man. Plus, one accidental incineration of a customer and the authorities get all weird about it.

Clam Spearing

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Mad cleaning robot.

A consumer guide to cheese.

Dog finds a nice bone at the museum.

"Who's the new guy?"

Robot Office Tasks