Contraption Aficionados Gifts

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Clam Spearing

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Air Footer

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Jake wonders if the manufacturer went a little too far with its new earth mover product line.

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Testing a Fiancee

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Square Pegs into Round Holes

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

The Haroplane

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

The Toilet Bike.

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Absurd flying machine

Absurd multi-propulsion vehicle

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: V "The Queen of the Harem" A Pathetic Incident at the taking of Constantinople.

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

Trapping the Polecat

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.