Contraption Enthusiasts Gifts

Learning to Swim

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Arts and crafts

Congratulations on your retirement!

Baby being fed using a lego construction.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Pelican and Origami

The Jerry Scarer

Clam Spearing

Air Footer

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Christmas Craftwork

Air Dentistry

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

"Cloud work next 3 miles."

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Testing a Fiancee

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Bagging the Chipmunk

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Square Pegs into Round Holes

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel