Contraption Creators Gifts

Petty Aero Larceny - II Pinching Laundry

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Building Blocks.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Clam Spearing

The Jerry Scarer

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Testing a Fiancee

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

The Haroplane

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Lighting a Pipe

Square Pegs into Round Holes

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'I've invented copyright.'

The Toilet Bike.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Egg Armour Plating

Trapping the Polecat