Contraption Creator Gifts

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Catching Young Tarpon

"Well, at least we know our mouse catapult works."

The Aero-Window

Decoying the Giraffe

Lighting a Pipe

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

An Aeronaut Scratching his Head over a Difficult Problem

A Remarkable Illusion Caused by an Aeronaut Looping the Loop in a Cloud

Congratulations on your retirement!

The Map of the human brain

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Building Blocks.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Clam Spearing

The Jerry Scarer

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

'Hey! I've just had a great idea! How about a light bulb...?'

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'Okay - is there anybody ElSE whose homework ate their dog?'

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Testing a Fiancee

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"That's out idea department – the door was one of their ideas."

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Bagging the Chipmunk

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.