Quirky Contraption Creators Gifts

'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

The Jerry Scarer

World's cheapest car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

'It keeps me sane!'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Air Footer

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

How to Rise with the Sun

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Bagging the Chipmunk

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'How can I put this....?'

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.

Patent Office. A credit card chip embedded in sneakers? How would you make a purchase? Swipe your feet!