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'How do you like this one?...Inflatable dart board.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

Sport Utility Boot.

Congratulations on your retirement!

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Jenkins took special pride in his new invention, the rubberband-powered runabout.

The Jerry Scarer

World's cheapest car

"How about this? We carpet the road and use the resultant static electricity to power our electric cars."

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'It keeps me sane!'

Air Footer

'I know, but he's a genius.'

'No, actually THIS invented me!'

Dexter Miller developed the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough, but... (golf ball in pain)

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

The Blending Of Comestibles And Foam Rubber At The Submolecular Level!

'Your two o'clock cheeseseeking missle is here.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

How to Rise with the Sun

"I hate waiting, don't you?" (patents office)

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

'Its motor is powered by a bucket of electric eels.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

'How can I put this....?'

Lighting a Pipe

"I present to you the new steam-powered, electricity-generating windmill! Fueled by grass clippings, wind and cow doo-doo. I think we can safely say that green just got greener!"

'It'll revolutionize I. Q. testing! -- I've invented the mental dipstick!'

Although he was a brilliant inventor, Elton's ear-free glasses prove to be unsuccessful.

Man patents device, combination of beer automat and urinal

The Haroplane

For the War Inventions Board: The Shell-diverter for returning the enemy's fire.