Contraption Creators T-Shirts

Petty Aero Larceny - II Pinching Laundry

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Building Blocks.

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Clam Spearing

The Jerry Scarer

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

Testing a Fiancee

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Bagging the Chipmunk

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

The Haroplane

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Lighting a Pipe

Square Pegs into Round Holes

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

'I've invented copyright.'

The Toilet Bike.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Trapping the Polecat

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn