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The Jerry Scarer

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Building Blocks.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Clam Spearing

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Testing a Fiancee

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Bagging the Chipmunk

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

....And solving technical problems.

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Square Pegs into Round Holes

Lighting a Pipe

The Haroplane

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Trapping the Polecat

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

How to Avoid Tears when Peeling Onions