Contraption Creativity Pillows

The Jerry Scarer

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

Building Blocks.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

Clam Spearing

Air Dentistry

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

....And solving technical problems.

Testing a Fiancee

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

'My husband made it out of an orange crate.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Bagging the Chipmunk

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

'Yellow pine? No, I want to panel my den in purple pine.'

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

The Haroplane

Lighting a Pipe

Square Pegs into Round Holes

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

"Here lies Ole Kirk Christiansen. Born 1891. Died 1958. Founder of Lego."

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

Egg Armour Plating

Young Aeronaut on Leave Helping his Father to Mow the Lawn

Trapping the Polecat

Self-Propelled Skating Gadget