Contraptions Pillows

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

Lighting a Pipe

A Leak in the Channel Tunnel

Automatic Candle-Extinguishing Bed

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

The Origami Society...

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

A DIY disaster.

Congratulations on your retirement!

Tabletop Theatre

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

'So, how was flight school?'

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

The Jerry Scarer

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

Clam Spearing

About the potter.

Pelican and Origami

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'Albrecht Durer's girlfriend fails to hide her disappointment on finally being invited to see his etchings.'