Contraption Crafters Pillows

'Are you trying to tell me that you don't want to go to school?'

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

The Origami Society...

A DIY disaster.

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Tabletop Theatre

Congratulations on your retirement!

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

"You knew I was hooked when you married me!"

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'Are you sure you brought the right flat pack?'

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Clam Spearing

The Jerry Scarer

'So, how was flight school?'

Pelican and Origami

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

About the potter.

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

'Don't worry, she's going to hold the nails.'

'Mom's doctor recommended she take up knitting as a way to relax.'

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

'Albrecht Durer's girlfriend fails to hide her disappointment on finally being invited to see his etchings.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting you mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"