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"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

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"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

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"The new house is almost ready!"

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

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Clam Spearing

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"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Air Dentistry

Museum of Mediocre Art.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

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Testing a Fiancee

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

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My own museum.

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I love what you've done with the place.

Square Pegs into Round Holes

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Lighting a Pipe

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Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"

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