Contraption Curator Pillows

"These things work better if you don't explain the plot."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Congratulations on your retirement!

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"The new house is almost ready!"

Board Game Hunter

'I'm having a private showing over on my grandma's refrigerator next week.'

'Mint?! These taste like cardboard!'

Clam Spearing

"The door-to-door sales rep was very persuasive, but in my defense he only sold me one."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

The Jerry Scarer

Petty Aero Larceny - I Stealing a Dinner.

Air Dentistry

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

Museum of Mediocre Art.

My own museum.

"Krishnan, why is it when you enter my room there's a general absence of hope?"

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Testing a Fiancee

Wangling War Films How To Make and Fake Them: II The Popular Film of a Taube soaring over Rheims Cathedral

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: IV The Fall of Przemysl.

Bagging the Chipmunk

Mummy has set up a pulley system in his sarcophagus.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Lighting a Pipe

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Bayonet-curler for the Spoiling the Temper of the Enemy's Steel

Square Pegs into Round Holes

The Haroplane

I love what you've done with the place.

Whatever the heck it is, it's built exactly to specifications.

"For heaven's sake - just pass me the ketchup!"