Concept Curator Pillows

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

The Map of the human brain

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Painting taking root...

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

TV-Man

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

You had me at vintage.

Rodin's Browser

Children's Art Show.

"Now this I get."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

"Good artists borrow, great artists steal."

Board Game Hunter

Escher exhibition first floor

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

M.C. Escher Exhibit Upstairs.

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Gallery book shop - Rodin's Browser

"I read 'Art News.'"

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."