Conversation Curator Pillows

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

"Before we start the date, here's a list of things I have zero interest in talking about."

"Your problem reminds me of how I want to talk about my problems."

"Tell us again about civil discourse. We promise not to laugh this time."

'Try to curtail bombastic in favor if terse.'

Echo Point - 'ello 'ello 'ello.

'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."

"Hi Tom, I've heard so much about you!"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Could I ask just one question?"

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Redecorating Easter Island.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

'Well, it's about time!'

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera