"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."
Conversation Curator Gifts
A conversation curator loves to keep conversations lively, insightful, and engaging. Gift them something that complements their talent for sparking ideas and sharing stories. Our collection features humorous mugs, witty t-shirts, cozy pillows, and art prints that reflect their passion for meaningful chats. Whether it’s a thoughtful gift to decorate their space or a fun item they can wear, these products celebrate their knack for creating connections and exchanging ideas. Find something as clever and vibrant as they are to make their day truly special.
"Before we start the date, here's a list of things I have zero interest in talking about."
"Your problem reminds me of how I want to talk about my problems."
"Tell us again about civil discourse. We promise not to laugh this time."
'Try to curtail bombastic in favor if terse.'
Echo Point - 'ello 'ello 'ello.
'Dear Miss Etiquette, I'm never sure if I should say anything...'
"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."
"My idea of an agreeable person is one who agrees with me."
"Hi Tom, I've heard so much about you!"
"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."
"She's in a conversationally induced coma."
"Could I ask just one question?"
The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House
"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
"Who knew we had so many dislikes in common?"
"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"
"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."
Redecorating Easter Island.
"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."
"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"
'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'
"Sorry? I wasn't listening."
'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'
"I should warn you that many of John's thoughts are subliminal."
"Whenever it comes, Glenda, my death will be untimely."
Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....
'Well, it's about time!'
"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"
"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."
Conversation Curator Gifts Collection
Conversation Curator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for conversation curators—witty, clever, and designed to start meaningful mornings.
Conversation Curator Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and comfort to their favorite relaxation spots, celebrating their gift for connecting with others.
Conversation Curator Prints
Browse artistic prints that inspire and reflect the vibrant spirit of a true conversation enthusiast.
Conversation Curator T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that match their love for engaging dialogue—fun, stylish, and full of personality.