Culture Curator Gifts

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Leo Brouwer

"Thanks for reaching out."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

The Evolution Of Manhood

"We're not just an ad agency, we're instigators of social change, vanguards of a cultural revolution, disruptors of the status quo, a challenger of norms and conventions. . ."

A man carves a totem pole

The Impact of Art on Society

The Scream and the Earmuffs

The passage of time.

'Hmmm...Looks good.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Toga wearhouse.

Haile Selassie

'Well, it's about time!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

The Googler

"I think he was a celebrity."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."