Culture Curator Mugs

The Suppressed Paintings of Cavewomen

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

"Thanks for reaching out."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

The Evolution Of Manhood

A man carves a totem pole

The Impact of Art on Society

The passage of time.

'Hmmm...Looks good.'

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

Redecorating Easter Island.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Toga wearhouse.

Haile Selassie

'Well, it's about time!'

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

You're my Mona Lisa.

At the Museum

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Paul Klee

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Googler

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"And this is our media room."

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Physician tending a mummy.

'It's a Joan Biro.'