Stage Curator Mugs

The Cycle of Life.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Paul Klee

'They all want to play the star.'

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Modern Major General

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

It's a call from Tate modern.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'Projectile painting.'

Painting taking root...

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'I could do that.'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Rodin's Browser

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Children's Art Show.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Woman crying with happiness.

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Baby vandalizes an art gallery.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'