Playroom Curator Mugs

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

Paul Klee

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I was almost that last year."

'Projectile painting.'

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Shoe addict.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"There are those who write books to be read and other who write novels for bookshelves."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

What can I play?

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"That must be the artist over there."

The perfectionist.

Morning and Afternoon Paintings

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

"I could do that."

"Wow! - An original Bacon!!"

Kapoor & Piss-poor (Anish Kapoor sculpture beside Marcel Deschamps urinal)

"Things happen so fast. What's news when class starts is history when it ends."

Francoise Gilot

"He's left out the staples"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"Smoked salmon, sir?" "I prefer to eat it, thanks."

Sculptor's chippings

"Brat"