Playroom Perfectionist Mugs

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

What can I play?

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

'I don't want to be a shepherd. I want to be the policeman who interrupts the play to tell all the mummys and daddys who have parked irresponsibly and dangerously outside to move their cars...'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

"Page 33, line 4..."

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

Mouth Wash 'n' Dry.

Decorating a column.

"Baldo, I finally got that stain out of your favorite shirt! Of course, I had to use my scissors."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

Cull people who talk and text during a concert you've paid good money to see.

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

'I hope it's important, he hates being interrupted during his trombone practice.'

Mount Everest.

The Moth Menace.

Drawing board disaster.

'According to today's boxscore, Rockley, you've made a couple of errors and you didn't score any runs.'

"You don't need a prescription, Mr. Beesley - you need an iron...."

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

'We've lost the will to go on with our play! Is there a motivational speaker in the house?'

'To err is human, but that's no excuse.'

The Baby Mechanic

Childrens and adults toys

"Ghah, my thumb is in the picture..."

'I'm your agent! You're going to have to do another swansong.'

"Play golf? It's not a game you know."

Cellist having a shower

"Anytime Ed gets too cocky, I tell him to go try and fold a fitted bed sheet."