Playroom Champion Mugs

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

"He likes it."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Children's education

Not much money, glory, or praise

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

What can I play?

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Lessons.

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

'I believe you were first.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Sports Lawyers

Skateboard Olympics.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Parents teacher conference.

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

"Who gives you homework?"

Children.

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

"Tammy first, then Charles."

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"Wow! You've got free-range children."

Antonin Scalia