Playroom Duelist Mugs

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

What can I play?

Project Manager Showdown

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

Wild West Text Showdown

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"They've decided to resolve the department's conflicting educational philosophies."

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

'The Position's yours, Henderson - But first you must defeat our champion.'

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

Children.

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

Octopus Charades

"Step 10 paces, turn and post your opinion on facebook."

'You want a piece of me?'

"He responds so enthusiastically to music, we sometimes wonder if he'll grow up to be an entirely average person who enjoys music."

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"So it's a TV show, two words. . ."

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

Social Media Attacks.

"I don't care if this is the kid cave, Robert. Pick up your stuff."

"This internet forum ain't big enough fer the two of us."

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

Ski Lift Duel.

'Uh oh.'

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

Tempres flared as the right to play through was debated.