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'I'm not playing house with Jennifer any more -- she always wins!'

"He likes it."

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Children's education

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Not much money, glory, or praise

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

What can I play?

"Get me away from this crazy person..."

'I won't bother to bath Mum, we're playing again tomorrow!'

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Lessons.

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'I believe you were first.'

'He's won an exotic holiday to Easter Island and it's gone straight to his head.'

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

Skateboard Olympics.

Sports Lawyers

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

Parents teacher conference.

"Tammy first, then Charles."

'Come out of that cupboard. If you can't stand up to the class bully, who will? After all, you are the Headmaster...?'

'Darling, you remember that unbreakable toy we bought him? He's used it to break all the others...'

Lawyer's in and out boxes say pro bono & anti bono.

"Who gives you homework?"

Children.

'My Father can beat up your Father!'

"As a commitment to the environment it comes with its own wind turbine."

"Wow! You've got free-range children."