Playroom King T-Shirts

Children.

Counting ribs

"He likes it."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"Take me to your Larder!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'Honey, I'm home - for good.'

Sweet surprise.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

What can I play?

"So are you can't cook or won't cook?"

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"Oh, aye - he's never slow at stepping up to the plate."

"I tried to hire a hamburger fry cook from a fast food joint for our cafeteria but he wouldn't take the cut in pay."

Paul Bocuse caricature

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

"My compliments to Mummy!"

"That's what happens when you leave your teddy bear with your other stuffed animals."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I don't know what happened. One minute she's spooning me. The next minute I'm knifing her.'

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

Child to another child - 'En garde!'

101 uses of a dead cat: rocking horse

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

A baker with HUMONGOUS hands kneading dough has a tattoo, 'Born to Bake.'

'My favorite kitchen tool will always be the old fashioned fork moving automatically to my mouth!'

"Of course it's depressing. It's supposed to be depressing. It's a tragedy."

"Monica, please sent my ball back in."

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'