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Ian Thorpe

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

An infinity pool table

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Watch this! All the balls scattered at random around the table."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Bishops Snooker

'Is the water cold?'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Cruise.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

7 14 4 11 P. You're sure it was the guy with no number?

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Sigh. They never ask me to play.