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'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Water Slide

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Swimming Champion.

'Steroids.'

Artist Misses the Point

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Charity sends her thanks!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'Is it labor day already?'

There Are More Things To Life Than Golf...But I Ignore Them. There are more things to life than golf...but I ignore them.

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"Penalty stroke my ***!"

Swimming