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'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

The Perfect Cannonball

'Distracting the fish.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Water Slide

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

Artist Misses the Point

"I suffer for my art..."

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Is it labor day already?'

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

Bomb's Away

Children swimming.

Swimming