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'Drew has always wanted to learn to water-ski, so we go this lap pool.'

'No more cannon balls!'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Frog in the puddles.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Swimming Prankster

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Water Slide

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

'This guy's FAST!'

Swimming Champion.

'Steroids.'

Artist Misses the Point

"I suffer for my art..."

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

"Everyone has to start somewhere."