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Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.

"Me, I have a built-in super-soaker..."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Beer Parasol.

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

The Perfect Cannonball

Summertime.

'Distracting the fish.'

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

Where the Wild Things Summer

"That's the deep end."

Eating ice cream.

Water Slide

'No surf?'

"Thanks again, kid!"

'Wow, it's busy...I hope we can find a barking spot!'

Sunflowers with Sunglasses.

Summertime... When you go zero to 'booked up' in 3.5 seconds

'Can I take the bucket off Daddy's head now the pretty ladies have gone, Mum?'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Griller highlights never gets old

"Back to school can bring on the summertime blues."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

That's my summer place.