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I invited him to join me for a couple of laps and he drank half the pool.

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Face painting.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Anyone would think it's Frieze week...

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"I've fallen in love with red paint."

"That's the deep end."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

"Thanks again, kid!"

Jackson Pollock makes a mistake: 'Guess I'll have to start over.'

'This guy's FAST!'

'Note his bold brush strokes, Fred...'

"He's not an enfant terrible, he's just terrible."

"I suffer for my art..."

"Be honest...did you actually get any paint on the living room walls?"

'Until you remember where you put the ladder, be quiet!'

Some people bring sunshine wherever they go.

"For the last time- I can't Rapture you out to the Hamptons."

"Mom! Is Santa's Naughty or Nice list in effect over summer vacation?"

'Untitled #82? You mean there are 81 more like this. Was he trying to get it just right?'

Puddle Jumper

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Say when!"

Jackson Pollock's Birthday.

Childhood Friends

'What choice do we have?'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

So Much Sand ... So Little Time

Graffiti Artists.

Spiro & Pusho and the empty pool

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

"Me, I have a built-in super-soaker..."

Don't expect a big splash. There's no water in the pool.