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'HEY YOU TWO TAKE THAT OUTSIDE.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Swimming Prankster

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

'That's the great Scottish Indian fighter, Hawkeye the Noo!'

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Help! Cold! Help!'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

"Can I pretend he's yours?"

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Think' Sign (nail facing wrong way)

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

"They replaced all the soda with bottled water!"

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

Bathtime.

A Painters Preparations

'Great news, I've just swum the channel...lenthwise.'

I love swimming.