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Toes stick out of overflowing bath.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

The Main Types of Cheese

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Distracting the fish.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Water Slide

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Pirate Artist

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

The dream works when the team works!

Shark Surfing the Waves.

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Children swimming.

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

I love swimming.

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool