Surreal Splash Fan Prints

Toes stick out of overflowing bath.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

The Main Types of Cheese

'Distracting the fish.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Water Slide

Cooking With Pollock.

Water Studies - 'Look here, this is unreasonable, splashing about in the water like this... you are getting me all wet!'

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

Pirate Artist

Roger gets banned from the waterhole for a month

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Charity sends her thanks!'

'Cut that out! Every time you jump in our pool, we have to refill it!'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

The dream works when the team works!

'I'm not allowed in the water until I can swim,'

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

Artist painting his own paints instead of the view.

Children swimming.

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

'Gentlemen, tonight's special is broiled sea urchin, with raspberries, over candy corn, with a goat's milk sauce. I would suggest a wine to recommend with it, had I attended sommelier school in the Twilight Zone.'

'Edna is the least synchronized synchronized swimmer I've seen.'

'Synchronised swimming.'

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'Hi, Mum- I'm on board.'

Fat man makes huge splash diving into swimming pool

I love swimming.