Slip-tacular Fan Prints

'There's another wet spot over here.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

"And to think I always thought you walked with an ominous elegance like Henry Fonda."

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Biting Slippers.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

The clowns are coming!

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Previously on..."

Someday, the worm will turn.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

The Moe Howard Installation

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

Circus. I'm giving up the seltzer bottle as a comedy prop and will do a more sophisticated act. Ah, dry humor.

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

Funny paper.

Humor (title of book smashing pie into face)