Slip-tacular Fan Pillows

'There's another wet spot over here.'

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Biting Slippers.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

"Previously on..."

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Someday, the worm will turn.

Captain Whiteboard. "Darn! I just rubbed the 'X' off."

The clowns are coming!

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

'Like heck he invented fire -- it was spontaneous combustion from the slob's trash pile.'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

The Moe Howard Installation

Window Cleaner asks for help.

'I'm worried sick -- the King just ordered a bunch of Benny Hill DVD's!'

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

"Madeleine is always losing her contact lenses"

'I had no choice. He pulled a fork on me.'

Humor (title of book smashing pie into face)

'I graduated 'magna cum loony'!'