Slippery Situation Enthusiast Pillows

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

At the baby oil factory.

Cowboy Slippers

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Kitten Slippers

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

Penguin wearing Slippers

A Very Freudian Slip

And now bring the girls!

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

'How was your ski trip?'

"Wake up late this morning?"

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."