Slippery Situation Enthusiast Pillows

'Well sure, YOU'VE got brakes on FOUR wheels!'

'Okay, but for future reference; We never grit the ice in here.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'Well it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"Are those my slippers?!"

"I was just telling a fellow today what a good rabbit dog you are."

Dogs Bring Slippers.

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

Child's slipper getting caught in a mousetrap.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Dog wearing gas mask brings slippers to his owner.

'I love it: The older my Master gets, the more he wants his slippers...'

Cowboy Slippers

At the baby oil factory.

Presentation Skills: 1. Preparation

Kitten Slippers

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"If we were really best friends, you would be fetching my slippers once in awhile."

'He doesn't sell many dress shoes, but he leads the department in slipper sales.'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

A Very Freudian Slip

And now bring the girls!

'Eeee, it's tekking a long time to wear these slippers in, Mother.'

'I'm leaving you and I'm taking your slippers with me.'

Penguin wearing Slippers

"I can't believe I'd been carrying them in my mouth."

'How was your ski trip?'

"Wake up late this morning?"

"I told you... a TV in the bedroom inevitably leads to a TV repairman in the bedroom."