Epic Fall Fan Pillows

'I told you: The way down is faster.'

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Broomstick crash.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I love these old decorations!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"The trees are laughing at us."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"We should start wearing masks."

Monster Self-Help

Meet Santa's entourage

Classic Emojis for sale.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Witches at a cauldron.

Death Beggar

"I love this ghost costume because it covers this costume. I remove it and go back for seconds!"

Snow is falling...

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

People of the Fall

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Ring those Christmas bells!

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

"Of course, there's Macbeth and the pantomine season...."

Pumpkin Time!

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Tupperware Wolf