Swashbuckling Fan Prints

Pirate Artist

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Farm Humor.

"Shred the plank."

Pirate eye test

French Animal Noises.

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

'Wow...you must have had a really bad day, eh, mate?'

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

Have a very piratical Birthday

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"I'm slippin' ashore for some last minute essentials..."

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

Snowman in front of IRS wears barrel

'Take your eye patch and that stupid parrot and your wooden leg and get out.'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

As his ship sank,Robinson Crusoe was washed ashore by the currant.

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

Pirate Schools

Cheshire cat meets Cheshire dog

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Guess who?'

Christmas Star

Pirate baby.

Manure as Fertilizer and other Tales of Derring-Doo.

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

Hell's angel Santa riding reindeer like a moterbike

"We made it more convenient so that you don't even have to walk now."

Eye-patch Newspaper